Friday, February 6, 2009
Something I Wrote in My Diary
I have never been scared of someone before sometimes a little intimidate
but never scared but you scare me with ur beautiful eyes & ur amazing smile
Im so scared that ill want to love you forever but im so scared that it will be only a thought
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When i woke up the thought of you made me smile &&
the same thought kept me smiling all day long
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It Seems Like EveryWhere I LoOk, EveryThing I See, EveryThing I do, and
EveryThing I Have Is Missing SomeThing ! ITS MISSING YOU !
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I promise to give you my heart, my soul
I promise to love you as long our love lasts
I promise to never hurt you
I promise to show my love for you
I promise to give you kisses that you desire
I promise to hug you when you feel sad and cold
I promise to hold your hand, to tell you not to be afraid and
that I am here for you, that I am so glad that you are mine
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If asked why I love her I would say
It the sway in her hips,
the thickness in her thighs.
It the lust in her lips,
the love in her eyes.
It the softness of her skin,
the silk in her hair.
It the twist in her walk;
it the sweetness in her talk.
It the way she loves me
that makes me love her each day.
That is what I would say
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Quotes from women about men
By all means marry. If you get a good
wife you will become happy - If you
get a bad one you will become a
philosopher - Socrates
Marriage is a sort of friendship
recognised by the police
Marriage is a wonderful institution,
but who wants to live in an
institution? - Groucho Marx
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy
has no pleasures - Sanuel Johnson
It's a funny thing that when a man
hasn't anything on earth to worry
about, he goes off and gets married -
Robert Frost
Marriage is popular because it
combines the maximim of temptation
with the maximum of opportunity -
George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is based on the theory that
when a man discovers a particular
brand of beer exactly to his taste, he
should at once throw in his job and go
to work in the brewery - George Nathan
All husbands are alike, but they have
different faces so you can tell them
apart - Ogden Nash
A husband's last words should always
be 'OK buy it'.
Nothing makes a good wife like a good
husband
Whoso findeth a wife, findeth a good
thing - The Bible
The man who says his wife can't take a
joke, forgets that she took him -
Oscar Wilde
No man should have a secret from his
wife. She invariably finds it out -
Oscar Wilde
The most dangerous food a man can eat
is wedding cake
Woman like silent men, they think they
are listening - Marcel Achard
wife you will become happy - If you
get a bad one you will become a
philosopher - Socrates
Marriage is a sort of friendship
recognised by the police
Marriage is a wonderful institution,
but who wants to live in an
institution? - Groucho Marx
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy
has no pleasures - Sanuel Johnson
It's a funny thing that when a man
hasn't anything on earth to worry
about, he goes off and gets married -
Robert Frost
Marriage is popular because it
combines the maximim of temptation
with the maximum of opportunity -
George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is based on the theory that
when a man discovers a particular
brand of beer exactly to his taste, he
should at once throw in his job and go
to work in the brewery - George Nathan
All husbands are alike, but they have
different faces so you can tell them
apart - Ogden Nash
A husband's last words should always
be 'OK buy it'.
Nothing makes a good wife like a good
husband
Whoso findeth a wife, findeth a good
thing - The Bible
The man who says his wife can't take a
joke, forgets that she took him -
Oscar Wilde
No man should have a secret from his
wife. She invariably finds it out -
Oscar Wilde
The most dangerous food a man can eat
is wedding cake
Woman like silent men, they think they
are listening - Marcel Achard
Here are some pretty solid reasons why alcohol should be served at work...
Here are some pretty solid reasons why alcohol should be served at work...
reason:
It's an incentive to show up.
It leads to more honest communications.
It reduces complaints about low pay.
Employees tell management what they
think, not what management wants to
hear.
It encourages car pooling.
Increase job satisfaction because if
you have a bad job, you don't care.
It eliminates vacations because people
would rather come to work.
It makes fellow employees look better.
It makes the cafeteria food taste
better.
Bosses are more likely to hand out
raises when they are wasted.
Salary negotiations are a lot more
profitable.
Employees work later since there's no
longer a need to relax at the bar.
It makes everyone more open with their
ideas.
Eliminates the need for employees to
get drunk on their lunch break.
Increases the chance of seeing your
boss naked.
Employees no longer need coffee to
sober up.
Sitting "bare ass" on the copy machine
will no longer be seen as "gross."
Not having to worry about your wife
being mad when you come home wasted -
its your job!
Any sick days taken would be
completely genuine.
you can take longer and more frequent
bathroom breaks.
reason:
It's an incentive to show up.
It leads to more honest communications.
It reduces complaints about low pay.
Employees tell management what they
think, not what management wants to
hear.
It encourages car pooling.
Increase job satisfaction because if
you have a bad job, you don't care.
It eliminates vacations because people
would rather come to work.
It makes fellow employees look better.
It makes the cafeteria food taste
better.
Bosses are more likely to hand out
raises when they are wasted.
Salary negotiations are a lot more
profitable.
Employees work later since there's no
longer a need to relax at the bar.
It makes everyone more open with their
ideas.
Eliminates the need for employees to
get drunk on their lunch break.
Increases the chance of seeing your
boss naked.
Employees no longer need coffee to
sober up.
Sitting "bare ass" on the copy machine
will no longer be seen as "gross."
Not having to worry about your wife
being mad when you come home wasted -
its your job!
Any sick days taken would be
completely genuine.
you can take longer and more frequent
bathroom breaks.
Name List
A: Gorgeous
B: Loves people
C: Really easy to fall in love with
D: Is great in bed
E: easy to fall in love with
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Never let people tell you what to do
H: Freakin' beautiful eyes
I: Loves to laugh
J: Makes people laugh
K: Really silly
L: BEST SMILE
M: Makes dating fun
N: Sexy(hahaha)
O: Has one of the best personalities
ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good bf/gf
S: Lives life for fun
T: Great kisser
U: Gets blamed for everything
V: Not judgmental
W: Very broad minded
> X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Loved by everyone
Z: Lives life for fun
*************************************************************************************
R: Good bf/gf
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
Y: Loved by everyone
S: Lives life for fun
T: Great kisser
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
N: Sexy(hahaha)
F: People wild and crazy adore you
R: Good bf/gf
E: easy to fall in love with
D: Is great in bed
D: Is great in bed
I: Loves to laugh
E: easy to fall in love with
P: Popular with all types of people
E: easy to fall in love with
R: Good bf/gf
E: easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to laugh
R: Good bf/gf
A: Gorgeous
B: Loves people
C: Really easy to fall in love with
D: Is great in bed
E: easy to fall in love with
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Never let people tell you what to do
H: Freakin' beautiful eyes
I: Loves to laugh
J: Makes people laugh
K: Really silly
L: BEST SMILE
M: Makes dating fun
N: Sexy(hahaha)
O: Has one of the best personalities
ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good bf/gf
S: Lives life for fun
T: Great kisser
U: Gets blamed for everything
V: Not judgmental
W: Very broad minded
> X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Loved by everyone
Z: Lives life for fun
*************************************************************************************
R: Good bf/gf
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
Y: Loved by everyone
S: Lives life for fun
T: Great kisser
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
N: Sexy(hahaha)
F: People wild and crazy adore you
R: Good bf/gf
E: easy to fall in love with
D: Is great in bed
D: Is great in bed
I: Loves to laugh
E: easy to fall in love with
P: Popular with all types of people
E: easy to fall in love with
R: Good bf/gf
E: easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to laugh
R: Good bf/gf
A: Gorgeous
Notice
"IF YOU NOTICE THIS NOTICE,YOU WILL NOTICE THAT THERE IS NO NOTICE IN THIS NOTICE.SO YOU BETTER NOT NOTICE THIS NOTICE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE."
Management
Letter From The Penis
Dear Management,
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise
in salary for the following reasons:
1- I do physical labor
2- I work at great depths
3- I plunge head first into everything
I do
4- I do not get weekends or public
holidays off
5- I work in a damp environment
6- I don't get paid overtime
7- I work in a dark workplace that has
poor ventilation
8- I work in high temperatures
9- My work exposes me to contagious
diseases
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request and
considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects
your request for the following reasons:
1- You can not work 8 hours straight
2- You fall asleep on the job after
brief work periods
3- You do not always follow the orders
of the management team
4- You do not stay in your designated
area and are often seen visiting other
locations
5- You do not take initiative -- you
need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working
6- You leave the workplace rather
messy at the end of your shift
7- You don't always observe necessary
safety regulations, such as wearing
the correct protective gear
8- You will retire well before you are
65
9- You are unable to work double shifts
10- You sometimes leave your
designated work before you have
completed the assigned task
11- And if that were not enough, you
have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two
suspicious looking bags
Sincerely,
The Management
Dear Management,
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise
in salary for the following reasons:
1- I do physical labor
2- I work at great depths
3- I plunge head first into everything
I do
4- I do not get weekends or public
holidays off
5- I work in a damp environment
6- I don't get paid overtime
7- I work in a dark workplace that has
poor ventilation
8- I work in high temperatures
9- My work exposes me to contagious
diseases
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request and
considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects
your request for the following reasons:
1- You can not work 8 hours straight
2- You fall asleep on the job after
brief work periods
3- You do not always follow the orders
of the management team
4- You do not stay in your designated
area and are often seen visiting other
locations
5- You do not take initiative -- you
need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working
6- You leave the workplace rather
messy at the end of your shift
7- You don't always observe necessary
safety regulations, such as wearing
the correct protective gear
8- You will retire well before you are
65
9- You are unable to work double shifts
10- You sometimes leave your
designated work before you have
completed the assigned task
11- And if that were not enough, you
have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two
suspicious looking bags
Sincerely,
The Management
Dont Tell Lie(Funny)
Kuttappan from Keralla
Message: > > > One day Kuttappan's dad bought a
robot.The robot was special in that
it could detect a lie and would slap
the person who lies, on the face.
> > > Kuttappan returned late from
school that day and his dad asked him,
" Son why are you late from school?".
> > > Kuttappan answered, "Dad we had
extra classes today".
> > > Much to his astonishment the
Robot jumped up and slapped Kuttappan on
his face.
> > > His dad told him, "Mone, (son)
this robot is special in that he can
detect a lie and will then slap the
person. Now come on tell me the
truth, why are you late?"
> > > "Dad I went for a movie",
" Which movie?"
"The Ten Commandments",
Splatt !! Kuttappan got a tight slap on
the face from the robot.
> > > " No dad, honestly I went for the
movie Sex Queen."
" Shame on you son. When I was your age
I never used to do such shameful
things."
> > > Splatt !! The dad gets a tight
slap on the face from the robot.
> > > Hearing all this, Kuttappan's
mother comes walking out of the kitchen
> > > saying, "After all, he is your
son, he will be like you."
To which the robot steps up and gives a
resounding slap on Kuttappan's
mothers face.
Message: > > > One day Kuttappan's dad bought a
robot.The robot was special in that
it could detect a lie and would slap
the person who lies, on the face.
> > > Kuttappan returned late from
school that day and his dad asked him,
" Son why are you late from school?".
> > > Kuttappan answered, "Dad we had
extra classes today".
> > > Much to his astonishment the
Robot jumped up and slapped Kuttappan on
his face.
> > > His dad told him, "Mone, (son)
this robot is special in that he can
detect a lie and will then slap the
person. Now come on tell me the
truth, why are you late?"
> > > "Dad I went for a movie",
" Which movie?"
"The Ten Commandments",
Splatt !! Kuttappan got a tight slap on
the face from the robot.
> > > " No dad, honestly I went for the
movie Sex Queen."
" Shame on you son. When I was your age
I never used to do such shameful
things."
> > > Splatt !! The dad gets a tight
slap on the face from the robot.
> > > Hearing all this, Kuttappan's
mother comes walking out of the kitchen
> > > saying, "After all, he is your
son, he will be like you."
To which the robot steps up and gives a
resounding slap on Kuttappan's
mothers face.
Nice Definitions
School: A place where Papa pays and
Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that
keeps you poor all your life so that
you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to
give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a
man loses his bachelor degree and a
woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
Lecture: An art of transferring
information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students
without passing through "the minds of
either"
Conference: The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a
cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary : A place where success
comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where
everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the
rest....except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you
are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand
before elections and your Confidence
after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills
by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise,
but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of
things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men
ever get to open their mouth.
Etc .: A sign to make others believe
that you know more than you actually
do.
Committee: Individuals who can do
nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their
mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all
inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments
himself during life, to be spoken of
when dead
Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that
keeps you poor all your life so that
you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to
give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a
man loses his bachelor degree and a
woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
Lecture: An art of transferring
information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students
without passing through "the minds of
either"
Conference: The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a
cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary : A place where success
comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where
everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the
rest....except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you
are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand
before elections and your Confidence
after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills
by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise,
but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of
things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men
ever get to open their mouth.
Etc .: A sign to make others believe
that you know more than you actually
do.
Committee: Individuals who can do
nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their
mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all
inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments
himself during life, to be spoken of
when dead
Some Great Tips From Mad Maddy
SOME GREAT TIPS
Bed Sheets
After drying my sheets, put both
sheets and one pillowcase in the other
pillow case. Fold neatly in a
square. Next time you change sheets,
you
just take the one pillow case and all
the sheets and pillow case are
inside. No need to look for matches.
Clean Your Shower Glass
To clean the glass in your shower
easily, apply lemon juice to the glass
with a sponge. Then, take newspaper
and wipe the lemon juice off the
glass. It will be clean and sparkle
with no scrubbing!
Reheat Pizza
Heat up leftover pizza in a non-stick
skillet on top of the stove, set heat
to med-low and heat till warm. This
keeps the crust crispy. No soggy
micro pizza.
Easy Deviled Eggs
Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock
bag. Seal, mash till they are all
broken up. Add remainder of
ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it
up mixing
thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy,
squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw
bag away when done easy clean up.
Expanding Frosting
When you buy a container of cake
frosting from the store, whip it with
your
mixer for a few minutes. You can
double it in size. You get to frost
more
cake/cupcakes with the same amount.
You also eat less sugar/calories
per serving.
Reheating Refrigerated Bread
To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins
that were refrigerated, place them
in a microwave with a cup of water.
The increased moisture will keep the
food moist and help it reheat faster.
Newspaper Weeds-Away
Start putting in your plants, work the
nutrients in your soil. Wet
newspapers, put layers around the
plants overlapping as you go, cover
with
mulch and forget about weeds. Weeds
will get through some gardening
plastic, they will not get through wet
newspapers.
Broken Glass
Use a dry cotton ball to pick up
little broken pieces of glass - the
fibers catch ones you can't see!
No More Mosquitoes
Place a dryer sheet in your pocket.
It will keep the mosquitoes away.
Squirrel Away!
To keep squirrels from eating your
plants sprinkle your plants with
cayenne
pepper. The cayenne pepper doesn't
hurt the plant and the squirrels
won't come near it.
New Bike
If you purchase a new bike for your
child, place their picture inside the
handle bar before placing the grips
on. If the bike is stolen and later
recovered, remove the grip and there
is your proof of who owns the bike.
Flexible Vacuum
To get something out of a heat
register or under the fridge add an
empty
paper towel roll or empty gift wrap
roll to your vacuum. It can be bent
or flattened to get in narrow openings.
Reducing Static Cling
Pin a small safety pin to the seam of
your slip and you will not have a
clingy skirt or dress. Same thing
works with slacks that cling when
wearing panty hose. Place pin in seam
of slacks and -- voila --
static is gone.
Measuring Cups
Before you pour sticky substances into
a measuring cup, fill it with hot
water. Dump out the hot water, but
don't dry the cup. Next, add your
ingredient, such as peanut butter, and
watch how easily it comes right out.
Foggy Windshield?
Hate foggy windshields? Buy a
chalkboard eraser and keep it in the
glove
box of your car. When the windows
fog, rub with the eraser! Works
better than a cloth!
Reopening Envelope
If you seal an envelope and then
realize you forgot to include
something
inside, just place your sealed
envelope in the freezer for an hour or
two. Voila! It unseals easily.
Hair Conditioner
Use your hair conditioner to shave
your legs. It's a lot cheaper than
shaving cream and leaves your legs
really smooth. It's also a great way
to
use up the conditioner you bought but
didn't like when you tried it in your
hair.
Good-Bye Fruit Flies
To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take
a small glass fill it 1/2" with Apple
Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of
dishwashing liquid, mix well. You
will find
those flies drawn to the cup and gone
forever!
Get Rid Of Ants
Put small piles of cornmeal where you
see ants. They eat it, take it
"home," and can't digest it so it
kills them. It may take a week or
so,especially
if it rains, but it works and you
don't have the worry about pets or
small
children being harmed!
Take Baby Powder To The Beach
Keep a small bottle of baby powder in
your beach bag. When you're ready to
leave the beach sprinkle yourself and
kids with the powder and the sand
will slide right off your skin .
Bed Sheets
After drying my sheets, put both
sheets and one pillowcase in the other
pillow case. Fold neatly in a
square. Next time you change sheets,
you
just take the one pillow case and all
the sheets and pillow case are
inside. No need to look for matches.
Clean Your Shower Glass
To clean the glass in your shower
easily, apply lemon juice to the glass
with a sponge. Then, take newspaper
and wipe the lemon juice off the
glass. It will be clean and sparkle
with no scrubbing!
Reheat Pizza
Heat up leftover pizza in a non-stick
skillet on top of the stove, set heat
to med-low and heat till warm. This
keeps the crust crispy. No soggy
micro pizza.
Easy Deviled Eggs
Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock
bag. Seal, mash till they are all
broken up. Add remainder of
ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it
up mixing
thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy,
squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw
bag away when done easy clean up.
Expanding Frosting
When you buy a container of cake
frosting from the store, whip it with
your
mixer for a few minutes. You can
double it in size. You get to frost
more
cake/cupcakes with the same amount.
You also eat less sugar/calories
per serving.
Reheating Refrigerated Bread
To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins
that were refrigerated, place them
in a microwave with a cup of water.
The increased moisture will keep the
food moist and help it reheat faster.
Newspaper Weeds-Away
Start putting in your plants, work the
nutrients in your soil. Wet
newspapers, put layers around the
plants overlapping as you go, cover
with
mulch and forget about weeds. Weeds
will get through some gardening
plastic, they will not get through wet
newspapers.
Broken Glass
Use a dry cotton ball to pick up
little broken pieces of glass - the
fibers catch ones you can't see!
No More Mosquitoes
Place a dryer sheet in your pocket.
It will keep the mosquitoes away.
Squirrel Away!
To keep squirrels from eating your
plants sprinkle your plants with
cayenne
pepper. The cayenne pepper doesn't
hurt the plant and the squirrels
won't come near it.
New Bike
If you purchase a new bike for your
child, place their picture inside the
handle bar before placing the grips
on. If the bike is stolen and later
recovered, remove the grip and there
is your proof of who owns the bike.
Flexible Vacuum
To get something out of a heat
register or under the fridge add an
empty
paper towel roll or empty gift wrap
roll to your vacuum. It can be bent
or flattened to get in narrow openings.
Reducing Static Cling
Pin a small safety pin to the seam of
your slip and you will not have a
clingy skirt or dress. Same thing
works with slacks that cling when
wearing panty hose. Place pin in seam
of slacks and -- voila --
static is gone.
Measuring Cups
Before you pour sticky substances into
a measuring cup, fill it with hot
water. Dump out the hot water, but
don't dry the cup. Next, add your
ingredient, such as peanut butter, and
watch how easily it comes right out.
Foggy Windshield?
Hate foggy windshields? Buy a
chalkboard eraser and keep it in the
glove
box of your car. When the windows
fog, rub with the eraser! Works
better than a cloth!
Reopening Envelope
If you seal an envelope and then
realize you forgot to include
something
inside, just place your sealed
envelope in the freezer for an hour or
two. Voila! It unseals easily.
Hair Conditioner
Use your hair conditioner to shave
your legs. It's a lot cheaper than
shaving cream and leaves your legs
really smooth. It's also a great way
to
use up the conditioner you bought but
didn't like when you tried it in your
hair.
Good-Bye Fruit Flies
To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take
a small glass fill it 1/2" with Apple
Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of
dishwashing liquid, mix well. You
will find
those flies drawn to the cup and gone
forever!
Get Rid Of Ants
Put small piles of cornmeal where you
see ants. They eat it, take it
"home," and can't digest it so it
kills them. It may take a week or
so,especially
if it rains, but it works and you
don't have the worry about pets or
small
children being harmed!
Take Baby Powder To The Beach
Keep a small bottle of baby powder in
your beach bag. When you're ready to
leave the beach sprinkle yourself and
kids with the powder and the sand
will slide right off your skin .
Temporary Girl Friend Storey
Daniel: I guess we are the left overs in this world.
Jasmine: I think so.. All of my friends have boyfriends & we are the only 2 persons left in this world without any special someone in our lives.
Daniel: Yup! I don't know what to do.
Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game.
Daniel: What game?
Jasmine: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days & you will be my boyfriend.
Daniel: That's a great plan in fact, I don't have anything to do for the following weeks..
DAY 1:
They watched their first movie together & were both touched in the romantic film.
DAY 4:
They went to the beach & had a picnic... Daniel & Jasmine had their quality time together.
DAY 12:
Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they went to a Horror House.. Jasmine was scared
and she tried to touch Daniel's hand but by accident she touched someone else's and they both laughed..
DAY 14:
They saw a fortune teller down the road and asked for their future. The fortune teller said: "My darlings, please don't waste the time of your lives... spend your time together happily." Then tears flow from the teller's eyes.
DAY 20:
Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor... Jasmine mumbled something .
DAY 28:
They rode on a bus and because of the bumpy road, Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident.
DAY 29:
11:37 pm
Daniel & Jasmine were sitting in the park where they first decided to play this game ...
Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine... do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road..
Jasmine: Apple juice would be fine,thanks.
Daniel: Wait for me...
20 minutes later... a stranger approched Jasmine.
Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?
Jasmine: Yes, why? What happened?
Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel & he is critical in the hospital .
11:57pm
The doctor came out from the emergency room & handed out an apple juice & a letter to Jasmine.
Doctor: We found this in Daniel's pocket.
Jasmine read the letter which says:
Jasmine, this past few days, I realized you are really a cute girl & I am falling for you.. your cherished smile, your everything when we played this game.. & before this game ends, I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my life. I love you, Jasmine...
Jasmine crumples the paper & shouted..
"Daniel! I don't want you to die...I love you... Remember that night we saw a meteor? I mumbled something.. I wished that we would be together forever & never end this game. Please don't leave me, Daniel... I love you, you cannot do this to me
Then the clock strikes 12
Daniel's heart stop pumping
THEN IT WAS THE 30th DAY...
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Always love your loved ones & show them how you feel before it's too late.. You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace.. If you were given a time to bestow petals of everlasting compassion & love to your love ones, today is the day. Love them while they are still here...
Jasmine: I think so.. All of my friends have boyfriends & we are the only 2 persons left in this world without any special someone in our lives.
Daniel: Yup! I don't know what to do.
Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game.
Daniel: What game?
Jasmine: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days & you will be my boyfriend.
Daniel: That's a great plan in fact, I don't have anything to do for the following weeks..
DAY 1:
They watched their first movie together & were both touched in the romantic film.
DAY 4:
They went to the beach & had a picnic... Daniel & Jasmine had their quality time together.
DAY 12:
Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they went to a Horror House.. Jasmine was scared
and she tried to touch Daniel's hand but by accident she touched someone else's and they both laughed..
DAY 14:
They saw a fortune teller down the road and asked for their future. The fortune teller said: "My darlings, please don't waste the time of your lives... spend your time together happily." Then tears flow from the teller's eyes.
DAY 20:
Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor... Jasmine mumbled something .
DAY 28:
They rode on a bus and because of the bumpy road, Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident.
DAY 29:
11:37 pm
Daniel & Jasmine were sitting in the park where they first decided to play this game ...
Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine... do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road..
Jasmine: Apple juice would be fine,thanks.
Daniel: Wait for me...
20 minutes later... a stranger approched Jasmine.
Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?
Jasmine: Yes, why? What happened?
Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel & he is critical in the hospital .
11:57pm
The doctor came out from the emergency room & handed out an apple juice & a letter to Jasmine.
Doctor: We found this in Daniel's pocket.
Jasmine read the letter which says:
Jasmine, this past few days, I realized you are really a cute girl & I am falling for you.. your cherished smile, your everything when we played this game.. & before this game ends, I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my life. I love you, Jasmine...
Jasmine crumples the paper & shouted..
"Daniel! I don't want you to die...I love you... Remember that night we saw a meteor? I mumbled something.. I wished that we would be together forever & never end this game. Please don't leave me, Daniel... I love you, you cannot do this to me
Then the clock strikes 12
Daniel's heart stop pumping
THEN IT WAS THE 30th DAY...
************************************************************************************
Always love your loved ones & show them how you feel before it's too late.. You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace.. If you were given a time to bestow petals of everlasting compassion & love to your love ones, today is the day. Love them while they are still here...
The Police Stop
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in
the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who
owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly
surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense
situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can
see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told
you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped
you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole
the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was
a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah rite, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in
the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who
owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly
surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense
situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can
see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told
you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped
you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole
the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was
a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah rite, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
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