Tuesday, September 22, 2009

会发脾气的女人最可爱

永远不会发脾气的女人就如同一杯白开水─解渴,却无味。

你迟到,她向你发脾气,是因为她紧张你,她怕你出了什麼
意外。
你喝酒抽烟,她向你发脾气,是因為她担心你的身体健康,她希望跟你长长久久,白头到老。

你身上被发现有别的女人香,她向你发脾气,是因為她在乎你,你是她的所有,她不想跟别人分享你。

你臭袜子乱扔,她向你发脾气,是因為她关心你,她怕有一天你会被自己的臭袜子淹没,所以她要先把你训练好。

你忘记她的生日,她向你发脾气,是因她对你有所期待,她并不会要求一个陌生人记住她的生日。

女人是最讲理的动物,她的脾气往往导因於各式各样的理由
女人也是最不讲理的动物,她的理由经常令人无法理解。

女人可以为了一件小得不能再小的事,发一场大得不能再大的脾气。
因為女人对身边的男人有所要求,有所期望,所以常常会失望、失落,因此,女人容易对男人发脾气。

身边有个会向你发脾气的女人,其实是一件多麼幸福的事!而身边有一个会让自己发脾气的男人,是对女人最大的折磨,也是莫大的幸福。

珍惜你身边那个爱生气的女生...因為会发脾气的女人最可爱了~




PRICELESS WORDS

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that
it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
Love You!"

Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and
sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye
when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks,
"So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off,
you said,

"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"

Moral
Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS "


There are truly some things that both money and Mastercard can't buy




平凡就是美

5岁的时候,我说我爱你。你歪着脑袋,
眨着水晶般的大眼睛,疑惑地问我:“什么意思呀?”

15岁的时候,我说:"我爱你".你的脸红得像火烧云,
头深深地低着,摆弄著衣襟,你好像在笑。

20岁的时候,我说我爱你,你把头靠在我的肩上,
紧紧地挽住我的手臂,像是下一秒我就要消失一样。

25岁的时候,我说我爱你,你把早餐放在桌上,
跑过来刮了一下我的鼻子说:“知道了!懒虫,该起床了!

30岁的时候,我说我爱你,你笑着说:“你呀!要是真的
爱我,
就别下了班到处跑,还有,别再忘了我叫你买的菜!”

40岁的时候,我说我爱你,
你边收拾碗筷边无表情的嘟囔着:
“行了,行了,快去帮孩子复习功课去吧!”

50岁的时候,我说我爱你,
你打着毛线头也不抬:“真的?
你心里是不是巴不得我早点儿死掉。”
然后就咯咯咯地笑个不停。

60岁的时候,我说我爱你,
你笑着捶了我一拳:
"死老头子!孙子都这么大了,还贫嘴!

70岁的时候,我们坐在摇椅上,戴着老花镜,
欣赏着50年前我给你的情书,我们已经布满皱纹的手又握在了一起,
那时侯我说我爱你, 你深情地望着我,
你那已经皱纹满面的脸仍是那么美丽……
炉子上的开水咕嘟咕嘟地冒烟, 温馨的暖意充满了整个屋子......

80岁的时候,你说你爱我。
我什么也没说,因为我流泪了,
但是那是我人生最最快乐的日子,
因为你终于说出了那句“我--爱--你"。