Here are some pretty solid reasons why alcohol should be served at work...

Here are some pretty solid reasons why alcohol should be served at work...

reason:

It's an incentive to show up.

It leads to more honest communications.

It reduces complaints about low pay.

Employees tell management what they
think, not what management wants to
hear.

It encourages car pooling.

Increase job satisfaction because if
you have a bad job, you don't care.

It eliminates vacations because people
would rather come to work.

It makes fellow employees look better.

It makes the cafeteria food taste
better.

Bosses are more likely to hand out
raises when they are wasted.

Salary negotiations are a lot more
profitable.

Employees work later since there's no
longer a need to relax at the bar.

It makes everyone more open with their
ideas.

Eliminates the need for employees to
get drunk on their lunch break.

Increases the chance of seeing your
boss naked.

Employees no longer need coffee to
sober up.

Sitting "bare ass" on the copy machine
will no longer be seen as "gross."

Not having to worry about your wife
being mad when you come home wasted -
its your job!

Any sick days taken would be
completely genuine.

you can take longer and more frequent
bathroom breaks.