By all means marry. If you get a good
wife you will become happy - If you
get a bad one you will become a
philosopher - Socrates
Marriage is a sort of friendship
recognised by the police
Marriage is a wonderful institution,
but who wants to live in an
institution? - Groucho Marx
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy
has no pleasures - Sanuel Johnson
It's a funny thing that when a man
hasn't anything on earth to worry
about, he goes off and gets married -
Robert Frost
Marriage is popular because it
combines the maximim of temptation
with the maximum of opportunity -
George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is based on the theory that
when a man discovers a particular
brand of beer exactly to his taste, he
should at once throw in his job and go
to work in the brewery - George Nathan
All husbands are alike, but they have
different faces so you can tell them
apart - Ogden Nash
A husband's last words should always
be 'OK buy it'.
Nothing makes a good wife like a good
husband
Whoso findeth a wife, findeth a good
thing - The Bible
The man who says his wife can't take a
joke, forgets that she took him -
Oscar Wilde
No man should have a secret from his
wife. She invariably finds it out -
Oscar Wilde
The most dangerous food a man can eat
is wedding cake
Woman like silent men, they think they
are listening - Marcel Achard
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